Much to look forward to
Monday, August 18th, 2008One of my fears in life is having my brain turn to mush as I age. That’s why, at 29, I’m loading up on an arsenal of Sudoku, crossword puzzles and Mensa quizzes. I strive to be among the sharpest 90-year-olds in the world.
But I’m also going to be a broke 90-year-old due to my fascination toward hours-long infomercials for products that are useless yet embarrassingly tempting (e.g. the Flexi-Fit Lid, the H2O Mop, the Lighted Party Fountain and the Bacon Wave).
So it turns out that I will be sharp, just not wise.
