Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par-3 and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green.
Jesus is up next.
He slices it. The ball heads over the fence into traffic on an adjacent street. It then bounces off a truck, onto the roof of a nearby shack and into the rain gutter, down the drain spout and onto a lily pad at the edge of a lake. A frog jumps up and snatches the ball in his mouth just before an eagle swoops down and grabs the frog. As the eagle flies over the green, the frog croaks and drops the ball. Itâ€™s in the hole.
Exasperated, Saint Peter looks at Jesus and asks, “Are you gonna play golf? Or are you just gonna fuck around?”