Much to look forward to
One of my fears in life is having my brain turn to mush as I age. That’s why, at 29, I’m loading up on an arsenal of Sudoku, crossword puzzles and Mensa quizzes. I strive to be among the sharpest 90-year-olds in the world.
But I’m also going to be a broke 90-year-old due to my fascination toward hours-long infomercials for products that are useless yet embarrassingly tempting (e.g. the Flexi-Fit Lid, the H2O Mop, the Lighted Party Fountain and the Bacon Wave).
So it turns out that I will be sharp, just not wise.
Tags: as seen on tv, crossword puzzles, infomercials, mensa quizzes, old age, senility, sudoku
August 23rd, 2008 at 11:36 am
Forget being sharp or wise, I just want to look cute when I’m 90. You know I’ll be the 90 year old little woman wearing bright red lipstick and fancying around town in hats and big Gucci sunglasses and such…
I’ll be a hot mama without a brain, yo!