minalisms

I’ve changed the name of the Friday series because the first moniker was lame and caused me a great deal of annoyance when others inflected improperly when reading the title.

So anyway…

Top ten ways that you know you are suffering from job burnout:

3. You’re so tired; you now answer the phone, “Hell.”

2. You wake up to discover that your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don’t care.

1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.

Tags: Friday Funnies, humor, jokes, work