A couple gems

    I am too angry with my scarf-n-barf cats today — landmines on carpet two days in a row! — so I will just leave you with a couple gems that helped me, for a minute, maybe two, forget about revolting hairballs:

    Have you ever wondered if the $1 bills in your wallet or purse were once in a stripper’s butt crack?”
    — Cousin No. 1219

    I’m makin’ it rain on these hoes! And by “makin’ it rain,” I mean “spilling my coffee.” And by “these hoes,” I mean “my sweater.”
    Rayke, from Twitter

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    One Response to “A couple gems”

    1. 1 meena Says:

      Who is that? I have doubt on two….?

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